Male Recreational Tactics: Puff, then Shoot!
As a tribute to the things that keep us alive in our day-to-day battle with misery in our narrow flats, please find below my translation of this incredible song by the greek reggae/latin band Locomondo... Enjoy!
I know what you are all thinking…
When are we going to leave this place? …go home, bring in the crew…and stage a Pro Evolution tournament…!
From my flat I won’t go out
I’m smoking joints and playing Pro!
Ain’t got no time for the baby
I’m smoking joints and playing Pro!
o-o-o-o smoking joints and playing Pro!
they call me a weirdo, cause I’m
smoking joints and playing Pro!
I ain’t care for nothing else
I’m smoking joints and playing Pro!
o-o-o-o smoking joints and playing Pro!
And you - And me…
smoking joints and playing Pro!
Where do I find a substitute?
smoking joints and playing Pro!
Eto’o is injured today…
smoking joints and playing Pro!
But Drogba is on fire!
smoking joints and playing Pro!
And Fosba is all over the field…
smoking joints and playing Pro!
o-o-o-o smoking joints and playing Pro!
You do it too, I do it too!
smoking joints and playing Pro!
I got my mobile turned off… cause I’m
smoking joints and playing Pro!
Don’t stress me… I can’t ... cause I’m
smoking joints and playing Pro!
All day long I’m sitting here
smoking joints and playing Pro!
Kammene...